THAT explains the tweeting!…


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“Tweet!”

You heard it. You know you heard it, but you pretend you didn’t hear it. You pretend no one in the house heard it.

“Tweet!”

But it happened, there’s the proof that it really happened. But you’re not the only person in the house. Maybe someone else heard it… louder than you did?

“Tweet!”

It’s a silent race to see who will be the first to stir, announcing their presence by noise. Only, no one wants to win the race. If you win it, you need to fix it.

“Tweet!”

…By this point, nobody cares to race anymore, as their concentration is broken by the ceiling’s chirping. Everyone rushes to knock the batteries loose– after all, we have nostrils that will smell any fire just as well as the fire alarm, right?!

Credits Intro for The Fear of Short Men Finale


Created for Alter Ego, the fifth and final episode in Amy Tofte’s series, Fear of Short Men. The players interacted with this intro by jumping out from behind and gesturing at their on-screen selves. Performed May 6th and 7th, 2011 at the CalArts Coffeehouse Theatre!