{"id":677,"date":"2009-02-27T21:18:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T05:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/27\/allies-adventure\/"},"modified":"2009-02-27T21:18:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T05:18:02","slug":"allies-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/27\/allies-adventure\/","title":{"rendered":"Allie&#8217;s Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures1.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures2.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures2\" \/>\u00a0 This is Allie.<\/p>\n<p>She knows she&#8217;s really hideous with her headgear and all, so she thought she&#8217;d try to be as pretty as a princess&#8211; that&#8217;s why she decked out her headgear with stars and sparkly things.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures3.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures3\" \/><img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures4.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures4\" \/> Isn&#8217;t that the ugliest baby you&#8217;ve ever seen?!<img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures5.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures5\" \/> This is the bum in the box that Allie meets on her solo walk around the block. A crazy war vet, this hobo lost his legs to the war&#8211; did I mention he lost his mind, too? He&#8217;s CONVINCED that the Flood&#8217;s going to happen again. So he&#8217;s prepared. He&#8217;s got a cardboard box. He thinks that all those people in cars made the unintelligent choice of a large piece of metal with four tires&#8230;. That won&#8217;t float! CLEARLY his cardboard box is going to make it, as it&#8217;s made of paper, which comes from trees, and trees are made out of&#8230;. wood. And wood floats. (Kinda like duck-witch-Monty-Python logic). So he&#8217;s ready for the Flood, and preaches to Allie about getting her own cardboard box.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/alliesadventures6.jpg\" alt=\"alliesadventures6\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 This is Allie. She knows she&#8217;s really hideous with her headgear and all, so she thought she&#8217;d try to be as pretty as a princess&#8211; that&#8217;s why she decked out her headgear with stars and sparkly things. Isn&#8217;t that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/27\/allies-adventure\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[321,216],"tags":[527,525,526,529,334,530,535,333,328,533,517,536,531,532,537,534,116,486,528],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}