{"id":1308,"date":"2009-12-24T01:19:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T09:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/?p=1308"},"modified":"2010-01-07T00:08:15","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T08:08:15","slug":"3rd-grade-christmas-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/24\/3rd-grade-christmas-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"3rd grade Christmas haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of the season, the Christmas decorations came out&#8211; which, of course, included tidbits of my childhood: crafty assignments based &#8217;round pastes, construction paper and cleverly-written haiku.<!--nevermore--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1309\" title=\"carotsarenice\" src=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/carotsarenice.jpg\" alt=\"carotsarenice\" width=\"420\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/carotsarenice.jpg 420w, https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/carotsarenice-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who find 3rd-grade handwriting illegible, I&#8217;ll transcribe:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Roots are not on tree.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Presents are under our nice tree.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Carots are very nice.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>10 points for getting five solid\u00a0 syllables in the first line. 200 points for running out of subject matter and delving into the contents of lunch&#8211; complete with a misspelling!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of the season, the Christmas decorations came out&#8211; which, of course, included tidbits of my childhood: crafty assignments based &#8217;round pastes, construction paper and cleverly-written haiku. For those of you who find 3rd-grade handwriting illegible, I&#8217;ll transcribe: &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/24\/3rd-grade-christmas-haiku\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[826,829,373,830,827,828,99],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1308"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1361,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308\/revisions\/1361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}