{"id":1032,"date":"2009-09-03T20:59:39","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T04:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2010-01-07T00:35:18","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T08:35:18","slug":"keyboard-a-geeky-goal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/03\/keyboard-a-geeky-goal\/","title":{"rendered":"Keyboard & a Geeky Goal"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"keyboardissues\" So it would appear that my keyboard, after doing much battle with my fingertips, seemingly broke out in mini-battles amongst its inhabitants, the keys.<\/p>\n

First off, there IS no “E” key.<\/p>\n

\"qwfrty\"<\/p>\n

QWF<\/strong>RTY??!! how is THAT pronounced– Kwiffertee? I liked Kwertee just fine! But it seems that the E was having an identity crisis and wanted to become like its neighbor, the F… oh wait! Where’d F go?<\/p>\n

\"slig\"<\/p>\n

SLIG?? Shouldn’t that be something down the lines of… SDFG? “SLIG” is pronouncable! Maybe this row wanted the pronounceablility QWERTY had.<\/p>\n

My best guess is that E ran away, F moved up a story and I made a clone of itself.<\/p>\n

O, no….<\/p>\n

\"Ono\"<\/p>\n

I and P are perfectly intact, but O is GONE! O woe is a keyboard sans O!! Perhaps O decided that the numerical equivalent of nothingness, 0, was more slender and O wanted to slim down. Slimmed down a lil’ bit too much, as it’s not there anymore…<\/p>\n

Or perhaps it caught Spacebar Syndrome?<\/p>\n

\"spacebarpeerpressure\"<\/p>\n

Either the spacebar threw a party and C, V, N, M and > took off…. or the spacebar was putting on the peer pressure to said keys about how cool simplicity is through empty space, and they decided to try out that ‘fashion’.<\/p>\n

Besides all the individual key drama, this old HP keyboard (P2359AA, doesn’t look like they make em any longer) has been a wonderful computer companion.<\/p>\n

My geeky goal?<\/p>\n

To completely wipe off every key’s letter print. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So it would appear that my keyboard, after doing much battle with my fingertips, seemingly broke out in mini-battles amongst its inhabitants, the keys. First off, there IS no “E” key. QWFRTY??!! how is THAT pronounced– Kwiffertee? I liked Kwertee … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[55],"tags":[2382,989,990,987,988,991],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahnee.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}